Somewhere between Robin Hood and King Arthur himself, One eyed Odin (ruler of all) decided to make a cunt worthy of legend.

And this is my abode.

15th September 2014

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iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees


Two types of people.

iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees

Two types of people.

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13th August 2014

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researching number stations at 5 am in pitch black was a fucking bad move! A REALLY FUCKING BAD MOVE!

13th August 2014

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devoran:

malefactum:

b-ree:

injellyfish:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE


what if we all got paper lol

GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

MAYBE

fuck it

…

devoran:

malefactum:

b-ree:

injellyfish:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

MAYBE

fuck it

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25th July 2014

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rakuli →

14th July 2014

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Today I was asked to define perfection.

My thoughts inevitably shot to your smile,
To the way your eyes sharpen when you see something you covet,
To every freckle and bump in your skin,
To your laugh,
To what it must be to hold you.


My reply was that I could not define perfection,
Because the questioner was yet to meet you.

And so they could never understand.

Tagged: poetryforthevoicelessrejectscornerspilled ink

10th July 2014

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I lost my fucking shit when I saw this!
"You don’t need two people to plat with an ATARI… Or even two eyes"
WHAT THE SHIT?!

I lost my fucking shit when I saw this!

"You don’t need two people to plat with an ATARI… Or even two eyes"

WHAT THE SHIT?!

4th July 2014

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allthingspiggly:

worldofthecutestcuties:

She fell over with that face the moment I started rubbing her belly

Belly scratches are heaven to a pig.


…pork… scratchings?

allthingspiggly:

worldofthecutestcuties:

She fell over with that face the moment I started rubbing her belly

Belly scratches are heaven to a pig.

…pork… scratchings?

Tagged: Anyone?no?okay

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30th June 2014

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You are the embodiment of my upmost fear.

Tagged: unattainablegoalsfragmented

18th June 2014

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I dreamt of a girl with fire in her soul (And wondered if she was real)

I had a dream you took me to the lake,
to submerge ourselves in the waters of composure,
and lay on the shore,
basking in benevolence.

Weeks then passed,
until my inevitable departure.

Reaching over the bank to give farewell,
composure turned to betrayal and chaos,
as it tore you down,
and engulfed you.

Panic and action is all there was,
The water had nearly frozen from the chaos,
you seemed lifeless as you were dragged out,
and life was brought to you through desperation.

And through a sense of guilt and concern,
I stayed a little while longer.

I found the fire in your soul,
Through your history,
and the way you react to the world around,

We lay once more on the shore of benevolence,
and watched as it slowly became one of companionship.

When I left I was sad, because I doubt you will be the same in this world, even though I know you exist.

…Are you real?

Tagged: poetrydream

17th June 2014

Post reblogged from My wit sir, is Legendary! with 5 notes

Cause it’s fathers day, and I like this story goddamit!

ramblememoirs:

Mike opened his eyes, looked at his calendar on his phone and sighed with pre-emptive disappointment. Father’s Day, Mike hated father’s day, and his birthday, and Christmas. All these days were just more reminders of his family hated him, ignored him, and pretended he wasn’t there.

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